Thursday, May 31, 2012
Monday, May 28, 2012
...if you only walk long enough!
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh you can't help that," said the Cat "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
"Would you tell me please which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't much care where --" said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.
" — so long as I get SOMEWHERE," Alice added as an explanation.
"Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat "if you only walk long enough."
[Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll]
Friday, May 11, 2012
Monday, May 7, 2012
There is nothing a German officer cannot do!
Colonel Manfred von Holstein: There is nothing a German officer cannot do.
Captain Rumpelstoss: But... how will I learn to fly, Herr Colonel?
Col. Manfred von Holstein: The way we do everything in the German army: From the book of instructions.
[Reading from flight instruction manual]
Col. Manfred von Holstein: Step one: sit down...
[Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines or How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 hours 11 minutes - 1965]
Captain Rumpelstoss: But... how will I learn to fly, Herr Colonel?
Col. Manfred von Holstein: The way we do everything in the German army: From the book of instructions.
[Reading from flight instruction manual]
Col. Manfred von Holstein: Step one: sit down...
[Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines or How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 hours 11 minutes - 1965]
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